Do you need a vacation?

Hi there, haven't booked your vacation yet? Good... you don't want to travel alone? Understandable... you want to have a great time? Super, me too... that means: A slightly kooky and humorous guy (translated: positively crazy) had to postpone part of his vacation and now wants to go on a beach holiday for a week (or maybe ten days) from July 22nd to the end of August. Preferably Greece, but open to other countries too. I live in Munich, am easy-going and prefer a double room, studio, or Airbnb. Please no people who can't accept a 'no' from me (meaning: we don't always have to do the same thing). I'm looking forward to your meaningful reply. No unserious replies or fakes please (that's just a waste of time).