One week in former GDR prison. – With you?

BERLIN ... 1 Week ... Prison experience included. Hi there! I'm looking for a woman to accompany me for a one-week stay in a former GDR prison. I'm seeking someone who can join me as an equal and with the right pinch of dark humor. The conditions are absolutely unique and require a certain preference for extreme minimalism: The Location: We'll be residing in the absolutely exclusive "Hotel Grand Inn". If you're expecting velvet and plush, this isn't the place for you. What's offered is the ultimate stage of industrial design: a charming concrete corridor in the basement with heavy steel doors, exposed pipes, and the irresistible ambiance of a Cold War spy thriller. The Promise: According to the description, there's a "quiet garden and terrace area" – which is presumably located behind one of the tank doors. Key handover and exploration at your own risk. The Program: Authentic endurance in a genuine underground atmosphere, philosophical debates about deceptive branding in the hotel industry, and joint escape plans in case the steel doors lock shut. About me: Mid-60s, humorous, eager to travel, adventurous, absolutely relaxed, and in possession of a valid booking code. If you're interested in forensically analyzing this urban pearl of hospitality with me (and truly leaving the reception staff speechless upon check-in), get in touch with your conditions. Seriously intended messages from women with a sense of real satire are preferred.